What key can you use to open a banana

A monkey. What kind of a key opens a banana? Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? Because they peel. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? How is a banana peel on the floor like music? Why did the banana go to the doctor? Why did they cancel the ice cream social? The banana split with the ice cream. What fruit do sheeps like the most? Where do bananas buy their clothes? Banana Republic. Tags: Banana Puns Clothes Puns. Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches. Tags: Banana Puns Puns Loneliness. How did the baby banana become so spoiled? Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.

These banana puns are making me peel unwell. Tags: Banana Puns Puns. Why did the banana go to the barbers? Because it had split ends! What do you call a fruit that's in charge of the company?

The top banana. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana disguised as a cucumber! Because they peel. Why didn't the police catch the banana? Because it split! Which two keys can't open any doors? Monkey and donkey. Cut it in half! He didn't want to peel! Why are old people like bananas? The older they get, the less firm they are. I have keys but do not lock. I have space but have no room. You can enter but not come in what am I?

I am a box who holds keys but not locks. With the right combination I may unlock your soul. What am I? A Piano.